okay after seeing these to i really do believe we need one of the ninth doctor guys
I think that would have to be the “Air from my lungs” gif.
I did it…
yay ~ you are officially amazing ^
Angelina Jolie had a double mastectomy, in case you hadn’t heard. How dare she remove those ticking time bombs from her chest, amiright? Like, hasn’t she learned by now that her body is public domain and we all get to vote on what she does with it? Sheesh, how selfish can ya get.
Hi all of you need to read this now.
is it just me or are all the guys on this site getting progressively more naked
*cough* now its your turn *cough*
taking off my glove flap
A glove flap good sir? How delightfully scandalous. Allow me to raise you…
a full glove.
Tag your porn people
I think this may be the best thing to ever happen to my dashboard.
This is what happens when you leave your laptop alone.
With your best friend.
When you’re not even in the same room.
With all of your things logged in.
Mwahahahahaha. Taken over.
Love you <33333
what if rocks are actually soft but just tense up when we touch them?
if you’re a girl!!! download the app pink pad!!!!! it’s fabulous
or if you’re a guy that likes pink… i’m not going to rant all about gender roles, but this discourages me
the pink pad app monitors your ovulation cycles so i mean if you’re a guy and you have cycles to monitor by all means go ahead i guess
i reblog this every single time
SHUT THE HELL UP AND STOP PUTTING ICE CUBES IN YOUR LEMONADE. YOU WANT FIX YOUR WATERY LEMONADE? ADMITTING THERE’S A PROBLEM IS THE FIRST STEP TO STOP BEING A PUSSY, AND MOVING ON TO BEING A MAJESTIC MOTHERFUCKER.
GET SOME FRUIT.
BLUEBERRIES, STRAWBERRIES, PEACHES, LEMONS, LIMES, FUCK I DON’T KNOW, MAYBE PAPAYA OR MANGO! GET YOUR ASS OUTSIDE AND PUNCH SOME BUSHES UNTIL IT CRIES FOR MERCY AND HANDS YOU YOUR GODDAMN FRUIT.
BERRIES YOU CAN JUST SHOVE INTO THE ICEBOX AND GO CONQUER A COUNTRY WHILE YOU WAIT A DAY FOR IT TO FREEZE.
PEACHES AND NECTARINES, FUCK, YOU CAN EAT THE DAMN SKIN ON THOSE! TAKE OUT THAT MACHETE YOU KEEP IN YOUR BACK POCKET, BECAUSE WHO THE FUCK KNOWS WHEN A DINOSAUR COULD COME KNOCKING AND MOTHERFUCKERS NEED TO BE PREPARED, THEN HACK THAT DELICIOUS MOTHERFUCKER INTO SLICES.
NOW PUT THOSE BEAUTIFUL FUCKERS IN YOUR FREEZER.
YOU’RE A CITRUS KINDA ASSHOLE?
TAKE THE SKIN OFF YOUR CITRUS AND RECYCLE THAT SHIT! SAVE THE WHALES, YOU HARDCORE MOTHERFUCKER.
I BET YOU CAN SEE WHERE THIS IS GOING, WITH THE FREEZER.
WHEN YOUR FRUIT IS FROZEN, USE THEM INSTEAD OF ICE CUBES TO KEEP YOUR DRINK AS COLD AS A SNOWMAN’S FROSTY DICK, AND MAKE ALL YOUR FRIENDS OR MAYBE ONLY YOUR PETS SAY ‘WOW WHAT A CLASSY MOTHERFUCKER’
IF YOU’RE AN ALCOHOLIC TYPE OF SHITHEAD, YOU CAN PUT YOUR FROZEN-ASS FRUIT INTO RUM OR VODKA OR SOME SHIT.
NOT ONLY ARE YOU GOING TO HAVE A COLD, FLAVORED DRINK, BUT YOU’LL GET YOUR DAILY SERVINGS OF FRUIT. YOU SNEAKY LITTLE HEALTH-CONSCIOUS ASSHOLE.
TASTES LIKE GODDAMN VICTORY, THAT’S WHAT.
Best bros: they take each other’s side and share a bag of blueberries.
I love that Tony offers Bruce a blueberry when he agrees with him.
I love that he’s known him for an hour and is already practicing positive reinforcement.
Funeral by Arcade Fire.
Cover Art by Tracy Maurice.
Rosy Croix - (tattoo artist).
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